June 14, 2002 - Looks like the battle of the gophers begins

The following is a picture of a Saskatchewan team member relieving himself after the preseason game that took place in Regina, Saskatchewan recently.

However, an IKE Club member from Calgary asks "Don't horses stomp on all gophers no matter what color they are?".

June 10, 2002 - President's Cock Located In South Carolina Near Myrtle Beach

The President's Cock has been located in and around Myrtle Beach. Another anonymous package with a note was received. Included with the note were the following pictures. It seems that the President's Cock wanted to play some golf where it was warm and sunny. The president's Cock played at "The Witch of Myrtle Beach" golf course located just outside of Conway, SC. The President's Cock recommends this course highly. Further information about the course can be found at http://www.witchgolf.com

Hmmmmm... Why did the President's Cock choose "The Witch" to play on? While he was there did he conspire with the 'witches' to get revenge over the way the President has been treating the IKE Club House 'Witch' lately? Remember the President's house was attacked last year by 'Witches'. Check out Octobers Archives for details. If I was the President I would keep a close eye on 'his' witch...

The President;s Cock is rumored to be a 'scratch' golfer... His first round score was a 1 over par 72...

It also appears that the President's Cock fancy's being with the ladies from Hooter's in Garden City (near Myrtle Beach). The note went on to say you can't trust human's with your camera...

It seems that the President's Cock made a nice 'nest' for himself...

This proves that the President's Cock is more a ladies man then the President himself.

June 9, 2002 - President's Roughriders Loose First Pre-season Game

However, with the help of the Alberta chapter of the IKE Club the president was able to sign a new quarterback and center for the team. They were caught by our cameras during a secret workout. It is rumored that they are related to Gainer the Gopher. We will let you decide...