October 24, 2001 - President's Cap Donation Update
The IKE Club President for life Julian Bukowski is asking all IKE Club member to make a donation to the Weyburn and District Communithon this Friday, October 26th. Members can make a donation by calling 306-848-2001 and indicate their donation is to be considered with the IKE Club. If at all possible please make your donations by noon. The president thanks you for your help in advance.
October 22, 2001 - President's Cap Held By The Colfax Conspiracy
The IKE Club President for life Julian Bukowski received the following note. He is asking for all the members of the IKE Club both Men and Women to help raise the money required for its return. Further information on how to make a pledge will be posted later on this site.
Some members were heard to say 'Hmmmm why should we help out? He is the one who lost his cap again!" However, this is a great cause and we should all 'chip' in. Please no 'cow chips'.
October 14, 2001 - Witches Try An Unsuccessful Attack On IKE Club President's Home
Sometime during the night of Oct 13, 2001 the house of the IKE Club President for life Julian Bukowski was attacked by an unknown number of witches. The attack was unsuccessful as can be seen in the picture below. However, the attacks have prompted the President for Life to increase the protection made available to his residence and to the IKE headquarters in Cedoux. "Farmers with shotguns are no longer a big enough deterrent to ward off terrorist or these witches. We have to come up with new ways to protect ourselves".
October 14, 2001 - IKE Club President Announces New Defense System For IKE Club house
The IKE Club President for life Julian Bukowski today announces new measures to be taken to protect the IKE Club from further attacks by witches and terrorist. He announced that the Sergeant of Arms (Reg Bukowski) has been given permission and the funds to arm whoever and what ever to protect the IKE Club's sacred and precious soils. Reg Bukowski then disclosed this exclusive picture of the newly armed 'ground' or should we say 'underground' troops. Reg went on to say that "if need be further changes to the IKE Club Sea and Air defenses will also be made. We have to remember that these tough guys do hibernate for the winter!"
