November 28, 2002 - The President's Cock Ready To Travel Again

After watching the Grey Cup Victory parade in Montreal the President's Cock is ready to travel again. After talking with the travel experts within the IKE Club he has decided to go to the Cancun area of Mexico for the winter. So in others words this bird is flying South! Watch this spot for further updates to his adventures.

November 7, 2002 - The President's Cock Seen In Montreal

After a few drinks in this bar...

These pictures were received which show the President's Cock in Montreal. The web master did not know that the President's Cock could also think/speak in French!

It was always a rumor that the President's Cock and therefore the President himself were really a Montreal Canadien fans!

But an Alouettes fan! Can this be true? What does the President say about this?

November 4, 2002 - Police Have New Leads In Missing Cock Case

The police have new clues as to where the President's missing Cock is. Recent photographs uncovered by Marcel (the unofficial Chief of the IKE Club Police Force) are being analyzed for further clues before being released.

Marcel was quoted saying "With the help of the Detroit Police we were able to almost corner the President's Cock in Detroit but they couldn't close the noose soon enough...". The President's Cock was last seen heading in the direction of Montreal mumbling something about how the Montreal Canadians are a 'real' hockey team...