October 28, 2002 - Web Master Back At It

The IKE Club Webmaster is back at it and I must apologize to all of you who have checked here and found nothing new in the past few months. Please check all the 'new' items that go back to July 13, 2002.

The President's Cock has been traveling and has met some celebrities on par with the President's Cock's stature. See the news item below... Also, the Calgary police force is still looking in vein for the President's Cock but has found his Pecker. See below and check out Rooster Tracks for further info.

October 27, 2002 - President thanks all for their donations

The President wishes to thank all those IKE Club members for their generous donations to the Weyburn and district United Way Telethon! If it was not for your help many of the needy in Weyburn would not have access to the resources they need. Again, a big thanks!

October 10, 2002 - President's Cock meets Regis Philbin on the set of his morning hit show 'LIVE with Regis and Kelly'

The President's Cock traveled to New York recently and sent back pictures from the set of Regis! After meeting with Regis the President Cock stated 'this Regis fellow would be a much better president of the IKE Club as he really does know everything. Just look at the job he does on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' Check out 'Rooster Tracks' for more pictures and info.

Regis Philbin meets the President's Cock along with the producer of the morning show Michael 'Gelman'. Our thanks goes out to Regis for taking the time to 'pose' with the President's Cock as we know the President watches both your shows religiously!