May 19, 2002 - President's Cock Begins World Travels

Today a brown paper package with no name or return address was delivered to the Calgary door step of the IKE Club webmaster. The package contained one photograph of the President's Cock and a short note. The note states, and I quote:"The President's Cock is tired of just laying around. I have today (the note was dated Wednesday May 15, 2002) decided to begin traveling the world. During my trip I will update club members of my progress and adventures." That was all the note said.

Where was the president when his cock left him?

If any club member can identify where the President's Cock is please contact the IKE Club Webmaster as soon as possible.