March 10, 2001 - Julianna has baby girl... Father unknown...

It was reported and verified that Julianna had a baby girl a few weeks ago. So far the identity of the father is unknown but the search continues and a DNA expert has been brought in to determine the 'real' father.

The baby girl is doing fine after surgery was required shortly after birth due to complications of the long gestation period. But in the photo below you can see that she has good colour and is doing fine.

'Uncle' Julian the President for life is seen here attending to the needs of the new born.

It is rumored that an 'expert' had to help the President for life buy 'all' the required clothing for the child as she was seen in public without a diaper!

The President for life is reported having trouble staying awake for the baby's feedings and is hoping that the 'real' father is found soon and those duties turned over to him.

The President for life is looking for a breast pump to assist in the milking of his cats to provide nourishment for the child.

In other late breaking news, it has been reported that all the female cats have disappeared from his barn at the farm.