Feb 9, 2001 - President for life tires to kill himself!!!
It is reported that on Wednesday Feb 7, on or about 5:00PM, while the President for life was having his car washed he nearly died! After his car was washed and he was closing the door to the car wash he got his finger caught somewhere on the door. It was well squeezed so that he couldn't pull the finger out, but had to lift the door open.
The car wash owner drove him to emergency where they treated it, bandaged it, and gave him a tetanus shot. He persuaded the doctor not to remove his finger nail, but suspects it will fall out eventually. Was going to the doctor today to have it checked and the dressing changed. Below is a picture of the damage finger. It may be too gruesome for the folks younger then 70 to view.
Thanks to our Internet spy for keeping us informed about the President for life actions...