June 21, 2000 - Women Love Him
Recent Directive From Julian Bukowski, President For Life of I.K.E.Club of Cedoux:
ATT. ANDREA:
This Week The Vice President is not elected for life, but may be dismissed at the discretion of the President of the I.K.E. Club of Cedoux. As for who is better looking, most women in Weyburn and Cedoux area say that the President has the best looking legs.
Yours President For Life - Julian Bukowski
Vice President for Life comments... Shall we have a vote?
June 21, 2000 - Women Love Him
Subject: Re: Women love him
Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 15:52:21 -0600
From: ANDREA
To: Winston Bukowski
It might be a lost cause but it would get him out of our (Hair) for a couple of weeks and we could bribe you with a months worth of Doggie Treats if you can keep him there longer. Thanks from the" This Week", "Gaggle of Gals ".
June 19, 2000 - Women Love Him
Subject: Women love him
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 09:09:31 -0600
From: ANDREA [email protected]
Dear mr.vice president for life ; The ladies at our office have picked the vice president over the president for life as the best looking elected official and they also ask if Julian could get the same hair style ?
Vice President for Life Replies
Thanks for the vote of confidence. I can recommend a very good groomer but this would mean the president for life would have to travel to Calgary. Do you think the expense would be worth it or is it a lost cause?
Lots of licks...
Winston vice president for life
June 16, 2000 - Open Letter to the Head Terrorist
To: The Head Terrorist Who Mispaled
the I.K.E. Club Name
Attention!
The CSIS, FBI and the Scotland Yard have finished their investigations and
have come to the conclusion that you are the head terrorist responsible for
this. The senior members (and yes they are very senior indeed) and the lawyer
group (a very distinguished group) of the club held a bored meeting and we have
decided to sue. However, I am sure that you know that we are very fair, so you
may escape the lawsuit by paying the cost of changing the club sign to the correct
spelling. The cost to do this is $300.00 dollars. This amount must be paid in
cash as we don't accept credit cards.
We would like to remind you that we have your voice on tape of how you, with
the aid of a moll, attacked a corn field.
We have a bored meeting one a month and we hope the money is in the grasp
of our hands before the next meeting.
Yours,
President For Life - Julian Bukowski
June 2000 - Ladies I.K.E Slowpitch Team Created
This picture was taken after a recent winning game. Any other lady members are welcome to come and tryout for this years team please contact the President For Life for further information and tryout times. Who is the lady with the red, yellow and white shirt?
President For Life Julian hitting a
home run during the game.
June 16, 2000 - Free internet email accounts to be available soon for all I.K.E. Club members
With the setting up of the new 'official' I.K.E. Club web site at www.ikeclub.com the President For Life Julian Bukowski stated recently, "we want all our members to share in this new thing called the internet and we will soon be making available free email and web pages for any of our members." So check back at this site for details in last week of July for how you can get your 'official' I.K.E. Club internet mail ID.
April, 2000 - Winston Bukowski - new vice president for life
This month Winston Bukowski of
Calgary, Alberta was announced as the new vice president for life. Winston Bukowski
a 3 year old registered Yorkshire Terrior recently visited the president for life
Julian Bukowski and in their first meeting exchanged licks and scratches. Winston
was a bit annoyed that the president for life did not have food or water ready
for the visiting vice president nor would he let the visiting vice president up
on the couch.
During the meeting the president for life was unable to produce his pedigree
papers for inspection so has been givien until the next bored meeting to produce
them.
Also, the vice president for life wishes to ensure all members female or male
that the club is not going to the dogs as rurmored.
The vice president for life can be reached at [email protected]
and is asking for the help of all club members with the paper training of the
president for life Julian Bukowski.
